Friday, 13 December 2013

Thai Massage


I admit that I was quite suspicious about Thai massage at first. I didn't really want to get one, partly because I'm not too keen about people I don't know touching me, partly because I am ticklish and partly because I was a bit worried that I would be offered sex at the end.

But it was all ok!

After a rather meh dinner last night we went for a little wander down the road and found shed loads of better places to eat, we also found an awesome bar on a boat and a wrestling ring. There was a guy who was very keen for us to look at his dead fish selection and we found a Thai massage place.

After a little persuading Nic and I had Thai massages and it was actually awesome. I was tickled but she soon realised that she wasn't going to get to touch my neck without me clamping my head down on her hand and laughing a lot. The rest of it went well, she walked on me and all that, and I didn't get offered any sex at the end (nor was Nic).

So now I am fine with the idea of Thai massage.

This morning we went to the beach and we got a foot scrub and massage from a bossy lady called Na. She was very happy to keep showing me how much disgusting dead skin she was scrubbing off my feet.  It went ok and I didn't kick her when I was tickled and no sex was offered by anyone.


3 comments :

  1. Why were the dead fish wrestling? I'm loving reading this. I can just see you wriggling on the massage table as she tries to release tension in your neck. Ha Ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

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  2. Sounds like just what the doctor ordered! Have a Thai massage for me and a foot scrub and massage from a bossy lady! Beats gardening!

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  3. wow! sa im so proud of you! it all sounds really amazing. cant wait for the next instalment xxx

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